• Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Is this what you're gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?!” Is this what you're gonna do with your life?
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  • Interviewer and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “And the (anti-gay) protesters across the street, anyone has anything to say?” Anti-gay protesters across the street
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Let me see that! I can't read!” Let me see that!
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “You've proven your point. I don't like to clean up. It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat, I'm tired, and I...” You've proven your point.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. But I happen to believe that you can...” You can be part of the problem or part of the solution
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “If I ever go missing or am found dead, it was my husband.? What the hell is this?! Ay!” If I ever go missing or am found dead
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  • Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Family is a gift you receive every day. So they're making sarcastic ones now?” Family is a gift you receive every day.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses. Relax. It's a maternity poncho.” I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “When was the last time you showered? What day is it?” When was the last time you showered?
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  • The Office: “A Real Man swallows his vomit when a lady is present” A Real Man
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