• Alex Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, suddenly, she's crazy. So what did she do that was...” Suddenly, she's crazy.
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  • Captain, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Yeah, so walk away, grandpa. Nobody calls him grandpa! I do.” Yeah, so walk away, grandpa.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “He’s got this almost scientific mind with a thirst for knowledge. He’s like this little Einstein. Some people ask why?” Almost like Einstein
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “You need to learn how to stand up for yourself. Do you know how easy that is for you...” You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick. He likes the swings, he sits by...” Then what is the problem?
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.” I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Ow! She bit me. Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!” Ow! She bit me.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “I knew it! What are you hiding? Porn! Don't lie to me. Fine! I'm trying to send a message to a...” What are you hiding?
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  • Alex Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Oh, my God, what is in this? Oh. Sorry. That one's mine.” Oh, my God, what is in this?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Oh, God. I hope we have vodka. We don't, Mitchell.” Oh, God. I hope we have vodka.
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