• Good one, Chunk!
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  • You got swindled by a fat con man
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  • What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
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  • Phil and Claire in Modern Family: “From the minute we get up at seven to the minute we drop them off at school, it is go, go, go. I get up at six.” Go Go Go
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  • Undressing me with your eyes?
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter. Wowza. I got a Gryffindor robe...” A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop.” Hop, you little plumber
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  • Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend.” Itchy should have
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  • Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Can you chill out a little? Nope. It's gonna be the same every time.” Can you chill out a little?
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  • Ebony girl and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Best party ever! Right, Jess? You having fun? I'm having bourbon.” Best party ever!
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