• Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Ma'am, if you could just get down, or...ignore me and continue shopping.” Ma'am, if you could just get down
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  • Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Changed my relationship status to It's complicated. Pony up, y'all! It's my wife. I gotta go home.” Changed my relationship status
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Not really. I don't ask people out. I just tell them where we're going.” I don't ask people out
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What if I'm pregnant? Do I tell Marcus? What do I do with a baby? How do you take care of those things?” What if I'm pregnant?
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  • Terry Jeffords and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You could've died, man. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal.” The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
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  • Scully in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers, and we'll lose Minesweeper.” They'll update our computers
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  • Rosa Diaz and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my...” Four hours is the most I can do
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Oh, yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues! Explain that logic.” Explain that
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  • Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.” I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster
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  • Amy Santiago and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do? I just forget stuff like a cool person.” Writing things down is nerdy?
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