• Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.” The way I see it
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  • Jon Snow and Stannis Baratheon in Game of Thrones: “I heard it was best to keep your enemies close. Whoever said that didn't have many enemies.” Best to keep your enemies close
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have I ever told you that you're like a sexy praying mantis? Everytime you drink...” Sexy praying mantis
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “Seriously, man? Taylor Swift? I am not singing Taylor Swift in my head.” Taylor Swift?
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  • Don in Man with a Plan: “I think it all started with sugary cereal. All we got for breakfast was plain oatmeal. You know? That put you in your place.” It all started with sugary cereal
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I care about your feelings more than mine.” I care about your feelings more than mine.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What are you doing? Give me the ring. You sound like Gollum. That means nothing to me.” Precious
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