• Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when Oprah came...” Probably Oprah
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying, and I am not dying, my friend.” The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
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  • Kevin in Kevin can wait: “I will ride it 116 times. I thrive in this environment. I'm not afraid.” I thrive in this environment
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You know I love you, so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.” Ahhh, for the first time
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  • Hannah Morganthal and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat. Girls can't hold me for too long...” Boys can't hold me for too long
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Every day you teach me something new about art and history, and why I shouldn't eat everything that smells good...” Every day you teach me something new
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Those aren't dumb shapes. They're a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs.” They're a pair of boobs.
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  • Chris Griffin and Consuela in Family Guy: “Can I have some covers? No.. no.. you fat keep you warm.” Can I have some covers?
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  • Andrea in Supernatural: “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” With your sense of direction
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