• The Simpsons: “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.” Savage
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, you say something nice now. Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's...” You say something nice now.
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  • Bunny and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Eat my ass. We are not sure if that was the Fairy Queens response, or this is one very kinky rabbit.” Eat my a**
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “It's going to happen, because I am going to make it happen.” It's going to happen, because I am going to make it happen.
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  • Lady, Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester in Supernatural: “Show me some skin. Huh? What? Both of you. Is this, like, a Magic Mike moment?” Show me some skin
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  • Bart Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Darn right I’m upset! Bart, watch your language. Oh. You did. Sorry.” Darn right I’m upset!
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  • Kilgrave in Jessica Jones: “I once told a man to go screw himself. Can you even imagine?” I once told a man to go screw himself
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place. Like Cincinnati.” I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “I'm not a racist. I watch a lot of black porn.” Just check my computer
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  • Lois Griffin and Joe Swanson in Family Guy: “Oh, my God, Joe! Joe, you're too heavy. I can't hang on. Pretend I'm your child, Lois. Not Meg! Not Meg!” Joe, you're too heavy.
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