• Gabe Lewis and Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “What are your weaknesses? I don't have any, asshole.” What are your weaknesses?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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  • Jeri Hogarth and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’re coming across distinctly paranoid. Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.” It’s like a conspiracy
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “This family needs a dumbass-ectomoy.” Little brothers
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” I am not great at the advice.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help? Hey, it's Peralta. Oh, hey, Jake.” Gotta love Gina Linetti
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  • Tony and Lenny in After Life: “I assume you eat in bed? I have emergency snacks nearby, yeah.” I assume you eat in bed?
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  • Rose in Two and a Half Men: “You need to explain to him that if you love someone, you have to let them go. If they come back, they're yours.” If you love someone, you have to let them go
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  • Zack Addy, Temperance Brennan and Angela Montenegro in Bones: “You're supposed to bump my fist with yours. Why? I'm told it's a widely...” Fist bump
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  • Chef and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Let's talk wine. Karen do you have a preference? Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.” Let's talk wine
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