• Michael in The Good Place: “I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.” Who doesn’t love them?
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  • Dexter Morgan in Dexter: “Be careful what you think you know about someone. You're probably wrong.” Be careful what you think you know about someone.
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  • Janet and Michael in The Good Place: “How's Jason? Is he still cute? He looks about the same. That sounds cute!” Is he still cute?
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  • Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Suck a dick. Trying to, but he won't text back.” Suck a dick
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    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    I've only had Arlo for a day and a half
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  • Do I even weigh anything to you?
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  • Watch Your Mouth Young Lady!
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “If it wants blood, I got blood. Brb. Is that.. Yep. It's shark week. You can thank my uterus later.” Yes it is
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. It's not a joke!” It's not a joke!
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Relationships are stupid. You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're...” Relationships are stupid.
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