• Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the God of tits and wine.” Drinking and lust
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  • Jon Snow in Game of Thrones: “Everything before the word but is horseshit.” Everything before
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  • Jaime Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “If she decides to use them, to really use them. You're fucked. Don't you mean we're fucked?” You're fucked.
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?” Men without cocks.
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  • Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “Don't ever betray me. 'Cause I'll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it around my neck.” Don't ever betray me.
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  • Melisandre and Jon Snow in Game of Thrones: “After you died, where did you go? What did you see? Nothing. There was nothing at all.” Where did you go?
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “We always want the wrong woman.” We always want the wrong woman.
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “But as a feminist, I want to show those snarky bitches at the office how fast my body bounced back.” But as a feminist
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he always puts a towel around...” You know what's weird?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?” We swallow our feelings
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