• Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix but it turns out I love her!” I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I'm not sure I have a dominant leg. They're both pretty submissive.” I'm not sure I have a dominant leg.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Sorry I flipped out on you. I think it's just hormones.” Sorry I flipped out on you.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Look! A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can't wait until I get a rash.” A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler, Bernadette Rostenkowski and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Actually, I was thinking of making one small change. Your sweater?” Actually, I was thinking of making one small change.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon told me he had a new assistant named Alex. He didn't mention that Alex was a girl.” Sheldon told me he had a new assistant
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Something's wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.” Something's wrong with me.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps. That's a dollar.” Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps.
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  • Dr. Alfred Hofstadter and Beverly Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Hello, my hateful shrew. Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.” Hello, my hateful shrew.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Boy, if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.” Boy, if my mom could see me now
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