• Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” The enemy of my enemy is my friend
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  • Michael Scott and Pam Beesly in The Office: “You and Jim are close, huh? Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.” You and Jim are close, huh?
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “I'm going to start my own paper company. Do you know the industry's in decline?” I'm going to start my own paper company.
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  • Charles Miner and Jim Halpert in The Office: “What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back.” What is a two-way petting zoo?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation?” Lonely people mixing with one another?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” You know what's even cooler than triceratops?
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  • Angela Martin and Michael Scott in The Office: “He knows how to get things. He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.” He knows how to get things.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.” And look at where we are now.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.” Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Force it in as deep as you can. That's what she said.” Force it in as deep as you can.
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