• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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  • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “So Larry is allowed to sit on the couch and I’m not? Well, Larry is White. Hey you chose me! Oh.. Uh..” Well, Larry is White
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  • Game of Thrones: “Draw me like one of those french girls.” Draw me like one of those french girls.
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  • Doctor and Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad: “Sir, if you'd like to smoke, you need to be another 20 feet from the door. So, roll me further, bitch.” You need to be another 20 feet from the door
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  • Ari Gold and Lloyd in Entourage: “Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that’s gonna put a smile on his...” Why the fuck did you just tell him that
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I couldn't keep my hands off this one for that long. I can only imagine what Jay's going through.” Classic Phil!
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “This guy fucks.” This guy fucks.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour. I know, that’s why I...” In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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  • Meg Griffin in Family Guy: “I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over, and see what's making all that noise.” I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “One word and I'll hit you again.” When people say they hate Game of Thrones:
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