• Michael Scott in The Office: “Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.” Too much change is not a good thing.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?” You cheated on me?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” I knew exactly what to do
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway.
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  • Jim Halpert and Michael Scott in The Office: “Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think? It's never too early for ice cream, Jim.” It's a little early for ice cream.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.” Would an idiot do that?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “There's too many people on the Earth. We need a new plague.” There's too many people on the Earth.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Relatable
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious.” I'm not superstitious
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