• Kevin Malone in The Office: “I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here...” Dont worry Kevin
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “What are those stains? Blood, urine or semen. God, I hope it's urine.” What are those stains?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Would I rather be feared or loved?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Please, please, do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.” Do not drink and drive
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  • Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly in The Office: “Last night on Trading spouses... There's... have you seen it? No, I have a life.” I have a life.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I just want more pumpkin, that's all I want. Right, well I'll give you more pumpkin and I'll ram it...” I just want more pumpkin
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex” I am a horny engineer
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  • Like a unicorn
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  • So much masculine energy
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