• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense.” I ate a brownie once at a party in college.
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Lord, they're like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities.” They're like Siamese twins
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I pick up books like you pick up beers! Then you have a serious reading problem.” I pick up books like you pick up beers!
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.” WOOHOO
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  • Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones: “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.” When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
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  • Lois Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Really?” Some things never change
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “You know, it's considered extremely disrespectful to touch a king without permission.” Hug me right now
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.” It's a basic truth of the human condition
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “It's not bragging if it's true.” It's not bragging if it's true.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “That's the difference between you and me, you want to lose small, I want to win big” That's the difference between you and me, you want to lose small, I want to win big
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