• Jess Day and Schmidt in New Girl: “We're a family. Families talk about things. No. Families ignore things until they go away.” We're a family. Families talk about things
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I hate the ocean! That's where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door.” I hate the ocean!
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “To my brilliant daughter... So, NOT you.” To my brilliant daughter
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna go and do homework. Don't knock unless it's an actual emergency. Not a spider.” Don't knock unless it's an emergency.
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  • Jonah and Amy in Veep: “Looks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah! You're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah.” Your mom
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  • Mr. Burns and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “So, what do you think of today's popular music scene? I think it distracts people from more...” Chill Lisa, chill
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  • Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing and others in Friends: “Chandler, what are you doing? Chandler! oh my god! You're smoking again?” Chandler, what are you doing?
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Ignore then Amy, they'll never have a relationship as good as ours! Is this when he says...” They'll never have a relationship as good as ours!
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  • Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “She needs us right now. I think an e-mail would be sufficient.” She needs us right now
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “She's going through puberty. She is going to be moody, bossy and complicated. So when are you going to finish...” She's going through puberty
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