• John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Uruguay. A country that you think about so little. That you did not even notice that thats...” Uruguay
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  • Doug in Weeds: “I tried to read the Bible. I did. But it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.” I tried to read the Bible.
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Send nude pics of your heart to me.” Send nude pics of your heart to me.
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “Of course. Your problems always come first.” Of course. Your problems always come first.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “You’ve put so much ginger in this, it’s a WEASLY!” You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Would you put day drinking under Experience or Special Skills?” My kind of people!
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  • Alex Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “There'll be tons of fun Friday nights in my future. With artists, dignitaries, other...” Tons of fun Friday nights in my future
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  • Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s, a Simpson.” Can we keep him, please
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  • Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr, Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Oh, man. They are getting clobbered. Ed, there are a lot of...” They are getting clobbered
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  • Chandler Bing and Joanna in Friends: “I'm getting dressed. Why? When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.” What are you doing?
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