• GTFO!
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour. I know, that’s why I...” In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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  • Meg Griffin in Family Guy: “I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over, and see what's making all that noise.” I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “One word and I'll hit you again.” When people say they hate Game of Thrones:
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