• Lt. Cmdr. Bortus and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “There is an alligator in the cargo bay. I successfully crushed it with a chair.” I successfully crushed it with a chair.
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr in The Orville: “Why are you sitting like that? It's these friggin' jeans. If I leaned back right...” Why are you sitting like that?
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “I actually got out of a rough marriage not too long ago, so I... I think maybe we should take this slow.” We should take this slow
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen...” My concern is completely unemotional
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Well, last time I saw them, one of them was banging your mom, and the other one was high-fiving him.” For the last time where are your friends?
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus, Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Please, watch my child for me. He just left his baby with two...” Please watch my child
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “What is that? That is uh Kermit the frog. I do not recognize the species.” I do not recognize the species.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I just want more pumpkin, that's all I want. Right, well I'll give you more pumpkin and I'll ram it...” I just want more pumpkin
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex” I am a horny engineer
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