• Michael Scott in The Office: “Well. Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.” Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs? This was a dirty trick, Uncle Charlie.” Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?” Of course it is
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  • Tahani and Chidi in The Good Place: “And do you like France as much as i do? Well, they enslaved my country for 300 years. So, no.” About France
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.” If something goes wrong at the plant
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  • Shagga and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful...” How would you like to die
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “But I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.” Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom?
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  • Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I told you that in confidence. We don't have that kind of relationship.” I told you that in confidence
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I can't believe that the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger?” I wonder why?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?” You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?
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