• Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things...” Alcohol is poison.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.” Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.
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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Jon Snow and Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “I know you won't hurt me. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I know I love you. I know you love me.” You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Never, ever, ever again. You gonna quit drinkin'? Don't be ridiculous. I'm gonna quit wakin' up.” Never, ever, ever again.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Unless you have Gravity on Blu-Ray under that skirt, I don't know where you're going with this.” Still waters run deep
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to...” Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.” Lets try a bobby pin
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