• Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person.” Like an angel with no wings
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  • Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again? Yes, it’s \Penny get your own Wi-Fi\, no spaces” did you change your Wi-Fi password again
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  • Tyrion Lannister and Slaver in Game of Thrones: “You can't just hand a dry cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it.” The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant!
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You didn't get the part or Italy called and said it was hungry?” Did Italy call?
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  • Claire Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You seriously wanna race me? I ran a half marathon last year. Wow. I’m half scared.” I ran a half marathon
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt.” I'm better than dirt
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  • Bart Simpson and Man in The Simpsons: “Hey mister, would you like a puppy? No, but I’ll take one! Okay! I’m going to cherish and care for this...” Would you like a puppy?
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  • Dr. Lisa Cuddy and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “How advanced is the pneumonia? It's taking college courses.” How advanced is the pneumonia?
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  • Harvey Specter, Dana Scott and Jones Debeque in Suits: “Scottie. Harvey. Oh, you two know each other? We went to Harvard Law together.” You two know each other?
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  • David Letterman, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?” Kourtney burned Kris Humphries so hard he could feel it through the TV.
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