• Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “But it hurts my Joey's apple. For the last time, it's not named after each individual man.” It hurts my Joey's apple.
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  • Selina in Veep: “Now why don't you go fuck yourself in your own asshole.” Now why don't you
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy. Then what do you need?” What do you need?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all Whaaaat?” When life gives you lemonade
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  • Dean Winchester and Professor Donatello Redfield in Supernatural: “Professor Redfield. FBI. Call me Donatello. I’m named after him.” Call me Donatello
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job.” You all have one goal today
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I'm out of my relationship. You raided out your girlfriend to the FBI to break up with her?” I'm out of my relationship
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer and Lt. Cmdr. Bortus in The Orville: “So, what this just goes until somebody... Ahhhh! Latchkum!” Latchkum!
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  • Cameron Tucker and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Okay, do you have any Queens? Yeah, two big ones. Okay, you know what?” Do you have any Queens?
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  • George Cooper and Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon. Maybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon...” I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.
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