• Beverly and Barry in The Goldbergs: “What do you want for breakfast? Privacy, Mom!” What do you want for breakfast?
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “And take turns blowing the horse. Did you see the look on Quentin's face?” The look on his face
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  • Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down.” He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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  • Neighbour and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “I have never once said a word about that obnoxious parrot of yours that’s always squawking.” Parrot? What Parrot?
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms..” Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
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  • Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “Darryl is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?” Who says exactly what they are thinking?
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  • Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones: “When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.” When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. – Sansa Stark
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  • Black Man and Redneck in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Who was working that farm? My Family! Do you know how much a slave cost back then?” Oh no he didn't
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  • Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Hold on... There is something different. I went to that tanning place your WIFE suggested.” Hold on... There is something different.
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Bring him to me. Why? I wanna get my Catherine the Great on.” Google it. Totally hilarious.
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