• GTFO!
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Mommy. Did she just...Did she just say? Well, her first word was...” Did she just say...?
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  • Rachel Zane and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “New dress? What can I say? It deserved me.” New dress?
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Honey, do you want some coffee? No, I don't drink coffee. When I moved to California, I...” Want some coffee?
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