• Bronn in Game of Thrones: “There's no cure for being a cunt.” There's no cure for being a cunt.
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  • Tyrion Lannister and Missandei in Game of Thrones: “A wise man once said the true history of the world. Is the history of great conversations in...” A wise man once said
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “What's the opposite of thank you? I'm pretty sure it ends in you.” What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You slipped and fell into a robot hand? Yes. Penis first? Yes.” Happens all the time
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticise. Fun too!” It's very easy to criticize
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?” You cheated on me?
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  • Adam in Man with a Plan: “Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband… It's so unimportant, nobody even tried to rhyme it.” Happy wife, happy life
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon, you big weirdo, I want you to know that i love that you're in my life. I love you, too.” I love that you're in my life
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Rajesh Koothrappali's dad in The Big Bang Theory: “No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual. What's that?” If anything, I'm metrosexual
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Heck, you've had sex almost as many times as I have fingers. More. By this many. You dog!” More
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