• Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.” I'd like to meet a nice girl
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” Older brother stuff
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink...” That's my kind of family
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  • Friends: “The first kiss will always be remembered.” Forever
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  • Melisandre in Game of Thrones: “There's only one hell, Princess. The one we live in now.” There's only one hell
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “The worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.” The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “What about the tiara? Uh, we didn't buy one. You can just use the one from last year.” What about the tiara?
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  • Janet, Tahani Al-Jamil and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Tahani, what do you value about Jason? Well, he's thoughtful. He picks flowers and...” Plus he is a grade A snack
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