• Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Know how they say if your erection lasts for more than four hours you should call your doctor?” When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Winston if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?” What colour do you think you are?
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I've got a photographic memory. I'm pretty much a legal superhero.” I've got a photographic memory.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Relax. I can get this open. Anybody got a coat hanger? I do. Oh, no, wait a minute, I took it out...” Relax, I got this.
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  • Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “So I took a pregnancy test, and I might be pregnant. There's a might...” I might be pregnant.
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  • Old man and Michael Scott in The Office: “I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam. Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.” I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single.” I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups.
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “You two are pantin’ like a couple of boars at breedin time.” Like a couple of boars
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Have goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.” Have goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I commissioned a new negligee, custom made by a Japanese men I found on Etsy.xxx. I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.” I commissioned a new negligee
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