• Kid and Tony in After Life: “Pedo! I'm not a Pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby, little ginger cunt.” Pedo!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “A lot of people never graduated high school. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank... Forget the last one.” A lot of people never graduated high school
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which...” You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?! This is ridiculous!” Every day, no way
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” What I hear when I'm being yelled at
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  • Jack and Victor in A.P. BIO: “Seems like one of you ought to give up the perm. But what about when we get separated at church or Six Flags?” We always look for the curl
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me? I would love to.” Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Watch a sunrise at least once a day.” Watch a sunrise
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Everybody’s getting some but me.” Everyone but me
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