• Tony in After Life: “If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.” If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You’re the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup.” Twice as scary
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  • George Cooper in Young Sheldon: “And Sheldon is fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back.” He's just fine
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I’m in such a good mood today that I might even crack a smile.” I’m in such a good mood today
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, man, when I come out of that closet, I'm gonna nail those guys! Yeah, I heard it. Shut up.” Shut up.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say I’m looking you in the eye.” Always look people in the eye
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You just want to find her because she is cute. Not just because she is cute.” I like that in a woman
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  • Lucifer in Supernatural: “Narcissistic Personality Disorder… Okay, now this one I could have.” Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.” Marry someone who
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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