I don't want any comments
A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?
Some tingling may ensue
Dad, can we afford a computer?
When you're backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down.
You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Why are you wearing a tux?
You bought a pager from Dennis, very funny.
A woman is like a beer
I was told you're the head of the drama department