• Castiel in Supernatural: “If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? [pauses] Perhaps she’s done something...” If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter
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  • Rachel Zane and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Why? Why should I go out with him? Just because he's charming and hot? And witty and British.” Why should I go out with him?
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  • Erica and Adam in The Goldbergs: “Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, right? Of course.” So, I have a theory
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “That's like saying that Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage.” That's like saying that Pradas are just shoes
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  • Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.” Driver picks the music
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  • Alice Quinn and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “What we did was stress and circumstances and pheromones. The first time but not the next four.” What we did was stress
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  • Monica Geller in Friends: “You could start out with a little one. A two. A one-two-three. A three. A five. A four. A three-two. A two-four-six. Four.” Seven! Seven! SEVEN!
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Oh, Shit! I dress the same every day.” I dress the same every day.
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  • Kyle Spencer and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I know. You have a boyfriend. No, I don't.” You have a boyfriend.
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Wait a minute, that's your big secret? Alcohol? Don't tell anybody.” That's your big secret?
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