• The Countess in American Horror Story: “Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.” Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Monica Geller in Friends: “Monica, relax! Go get a beer. I don't want a beer. Who said it was for you?” Monica, relax! Go get a beer.
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  • Thomas Shelby and Grace Burgess in Peaky Blinders: “Do you dance? If I'm asked properly.” Do you dance?
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  • Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I go back to the quiet room now? I already missed half of my nap. You know how I get.” Me too
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  • Stuart Bloom and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “He doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend. We both had these holes in...” Bad choice of words
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  • Klensi Vigam in The Simpsons: “Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked.” Continue swimming naked.
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    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    He's a highly decorated detective
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.” Something is wrong with me.
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  • Dean Winchester and Crowley in Supernatural: “You son of a bitch! Son of a witch, actually.” You son of a…
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    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    If you’re going to keep giggling
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