• Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “The world is such a complicated place if you've got higher reasoning skills.” The world is such a complicated place
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  • Leo Markus and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough. Maybe if we were in high school.” I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough.
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  • Rachel Green and Chandler Bing in Friends: “And hey, just so you know. It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!” Just so you know
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin. Penguins are real.” We can get mythical animals?
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “Okay, I will do it... But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person. And that is not the man you fell in...” But I have to warn you…
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that my arm? It doesn't feel like an arm. Then, maybe you should let it go.” It doesn't feel like an arm.
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
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  • Penny and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say...Must keep gorilla hands from killing again!” She could play Batman and she would be amazing
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.” Thats one way to solve a problem
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  • Jim Halpert and Michael Scott in The Office: “Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think? It's never too early for ice cream, Jim.” It's a little early for ice cream.
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