• Michael Scott in The Office: “Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends do.” Friends joke with one another
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “You only live once? False. You live everyday. You only die once.” You only live once.
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  • Andy Bernard in The Office: “I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.” I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream!” I feel like all my kids grew up
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Michael, I can't believe you came! That's what she said.” I can't believe you came!
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  • Creed Bratton in The Office: “If my parents see this, I am toast.” If my parents see this
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses.” People underestimate the power of nostalgia.
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  • Nellie Bertram in The Office: “Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship.” Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions...Willingly or as slaves.” Prominent forehead, short arms
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  • Milhouse doesn’t count
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