• Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant. I think he means smug. Arrogance. Michael, I'm just trying to...” Smudge and arrogant
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?” Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Does it?
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  • Stanley Hudson and Oscar Martinez in The Office: “I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake...” Why don't you just have an apple?
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  • Ryan Howard in The Office: “I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all, than do a crappy version.” I'm such a perfectionist
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  • Pete Miller and Darryl Philbin in The Office: “All right, this next one goes to Darryl. For pocket dialing a customer while having sex.” Player's gotta play
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “No one asked you anything ever.” No one asked you anything ever.
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  • Jim Halpert in The Office: “I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?” I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?
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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “You okay? I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.” You okay?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.” I'm not gonna cry over it.
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