• Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Stay up all night, it's in your blood, you come from the land of coffee and cocaine!” It's in your blood
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  • Phil Dunphy and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Haaapppy birthday!!! It's a grill. I've got a grill. You had a wife too.” Haaapppy birthday!!!
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  • Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “You probably think there's something between me and Gloria. Relax. I couldn't be more relaxed if...” You can relax
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  • Jay Pritchett and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “The family needs a leader, and I can't do it forever. You can handle it. Do I have to?” The family needs a leader
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “I'm looking for my sister. She has brown hair, dressed like a nerd, but not ironically.” I'm looking for my sister.
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  • Simon and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Almost fainted. Just gonna put my head between my legs. Plenty room down there.” Almost fainted.
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  • Dylan Marshall and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “I don't know where she is, but I can sense that she's okay. It's like we share the same brain.” I don't know where she is
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  • Haley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross. You need to stand up and face her.” When did you become a guy?
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.” This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.
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  • Alex Dunphy, Haley Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, she's crazy. Did she, like, give you...” She is crazy
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