• Grampa Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's rotten being old. No one listens to you. It's awful being a kid.” Simpsons be droppin truth bombs
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  • Homer Simpson and Therapist in The Simpsons: “I always just figured my wife was my soulmate. But if it's not Marge, then who is it?” I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.” I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird...” I used to be with it
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  • Man helping Homer and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, this-this is never easy to say. I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.” I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
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  • Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich.” I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich.
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Why all the black? Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?” Why all the black?
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  • Selma Bouvier in The Simpsons: “This is just smoke and ash.” This is just smoke and ash.
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  • Artie Ziff and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Doesn't your father ever read to you? He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real.” Doesn't your father ever read to you?
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  • Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and others in The Simpsons: “This might upset them. Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.” Nothing you say can upset us.
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