• Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. You're my silver medal.” I had such a crush on her.
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  • Lois Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Never! Damn the broccoli!” It's broccoli
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.” Daddy loves ya
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  • Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin in Family Guy: “Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date? Same thing that always happens: she was...” What happened with your date?
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  • Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough...” Who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Uh...guys, were there any nuts in that food? I don't think so, why?” Were there any nuts in that food?
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have you ever been off the grid before? Once, the battery ran out on my phone.” We all know this horror
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  • Leonard and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “You're my best friend and I want you to have the wedding of your dreams. On Mars?” I want you to have the wedding of your dreams
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “Don't you think you should go back to work, because you make more money.” Don't you think you should go back to work
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “I think it's pretty sexist of you to say, a dad can't stay home with his children.” You know what else is sexist
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