• Priest in Young Sheldon: “When your days are over, God will never ask you 'Why weren't you Einstein?' But he might ask you 'Why weren't you Sheldon?'” When your days are over
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “As it is, he already thinks you're standoffish and aloof. His words, not mine. He also thinks you're a cold bitch.” He already thinks you're standoffish and aloof.
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  • Hedge Fund Jerk and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “This is an extremely professional workplace, and Seth's a really good guy.” Seth is a really good guy.
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  • This woman doesn’t see color
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  • Student debt is like HPV
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere? No. I'm just so happy for you.” I'm just so happy for you.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.” I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, Penny? Penny? What's up? Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.” What's up?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix but it turns out I love her!” I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I'm not sure I have a dominant leg. They're both pretty submissive.” I'm not sure I have a dominant leg.
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