• Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.” I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Ow! She bit me. Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!” Ow! She bit me.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “I knew it! What are you hiding? Porn! Don't lie to me. Fine! I'm trying to send a message to a...” What are you hiding?
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  • Alex Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Oh, my God, what is in this? Oh. Sorry. That one's mine.” Oh, my God, what is in this?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Oh, God. I hope we have vodka. We don't, Mitchell.” Oh, God. I hope we have vodka.
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  • Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Is this what you're gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?!” Is this what you're gonna do with your life?
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  • Interviewer and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “And the (anti-gay) protesters across the street, anyone has anything to say?” Anti-gay protesters across the street
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Let me see that! I can't read!” Let me see that!
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “You've proven your point. I don't like to clean up. It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat, I'm tired, and I...” You've proven your point.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. But I happen to believe that you can...” You can be part of the problem or part of the solution
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