• Eleanor in The Good Place: “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place. Like Cincinnati.” I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “I'm not a racist. I watch a lot of black porn.” Just check my computer
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  • Lois Griffin and Joe Swanson in Family Guy: “Oh, my God, Joe! Joe, you're too heavy. I can't hang on. Pretend I'm your child, Lois. Not Meg! Not Meg!” Joe, you're too heavy.
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something. Yeah, that makes sense.” He wouldn't come after me personally
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I just want to be married again. And I just want a million dollars!” I just want to be married again.
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  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I will murder you and clean up your blood with your cat.” Don't mess with me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” Do I regret it?
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  • Monica Geller in Friends: “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” Welcome to the real world.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV.” The answer to life's problems
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!” Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
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