• Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Do you have a plan? I don't even have a pla.” The story of my life...
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  • Hank in Californication: “Oh, I know that look. That’s the look that shrivels me testes.” Oh, I know that look
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  • Michael Scott, Phyllis Lapin and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “What do you think of roleplay? It can be fun. Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.” What do you think of roleplay?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels...” The code of the schoolyard
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.” The worst date of my life
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you are ever into a jam, a crayon scrunched upon under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.” If you are ever into a jam
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who's comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally...” I just want somebody who gets me.
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  • Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Know how they say if your erection lasts for more than four hours you should call your doctor?” When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Winston if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?” What colour do you think you are?
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I've got a photographic memory. I'm pretty much a legal superhero.” I've got a photographic memory.
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