• Tracy Jordan and Liz in 30 Rock: “So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon? I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.” So what’s your religion?
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, I've told her she was fat, and once I even...” I've been like a mother to that girl.
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  • Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Oh my God, Peter! Back it up! Really, Louis? I thought I might drive forward.” Peter! Back it up!
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Older black ladies make the best ice tea.” Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Maybe I shouldn't have had that Green? Are my eyes open or closed right now? How about now?” Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Haley Where’s mom? Oh, my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.” Are you going goth?
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  • Jessica Jones and Trish Walker in Jessica Jones: “What is this? Crap on Jessica Jones day? That's next month.” Crap on Jessica day
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “My uncle used to say, You look like someone starved a virgin to death.” I think he was spot on. What do yo think?
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.” The only thing I'm not good at is modesty.
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  • Ms. Hutchins and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Aw, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school? I'm having a hard time adjusting...” Having a hard time adjusting
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