• Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life.” Being fat really saved me.
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  • Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “You know I’m a Sagittarius. Principal Skinner Really? I’m a Libra, there’s a lot...” You know I’m a Sagittarius
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  • Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other’s hair and gossip...” I want my girls to stop fighting
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  • Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Oh look, someone sent us a free yoga membership. Thank God.” Someone sent us a free yoga membership
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I just need to throw in a few last minute things. You know, make-up, underwear, clothes.” I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I am not the goody-goody you think I am.” I am not the goody-goody you think I am.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Jay Pritchett and Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “Come on. We said no Stella in the bed. Oh, but she's just a little...” We said no Stella
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  • Ethan and Dylan Marshall in Modern Family: “I this some kind of joke? Do I look like I'm joking?” I this some kind of joke?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Mom, Dad! Bart’s dead! That’s right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.” Bart’s dead!
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