• Missi and Walden Schmidt in Two and a Half Men: “Halloween. Last year, I went to this party as a slutty nurse and then, the year before that, I...” Miley at Two and a half men
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Look at you all grown up and back living with Mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a...” Back living with Mom
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Boy! Is your eye red. You should see it from in here.” Boy! Is your eye red.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay. I'm not gay. Fine, bi.” I'm not gay
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark...” I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life.
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  • Brittany and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Whew! I still think he's hot. I guess, in a sick Victorian boy kind of way. Ooh, yeah.” I want to feed him soup.
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “Being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water. That's what you think hell is?” You gotta love her
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  • The Good Place: “Eleanor's search history is hilarious” Eleanor's search history is hilarious
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  • Chidi Anagonye, Michael and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “The Museum of Human Misery? Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a torture museum.” The Museum of Human Misery
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  • Michael, Shawn and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “New scent? Transformers? Yes, they make you smell the way Transformer movies make you feel.” What's that new scent?
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