• Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “A real baby is easier than a doll, right? Like, a real baby would let you know if it was on fire!” A real baby is easier than a doll, right?
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Aah, I'm so stressed! I wish it was the '50s when it was still healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.” I wish it was the '50s
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  • Haley Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “What do we always say? Don't break Alex. She's our safety net.” What do we always say?
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  • Jack McFarland and McCoy Whitman in Will and Grace: “You got a law degree, right? I have several, yes. If I had anymore degrees, I would be a...” You got a law degree, right?
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  • McCoy Whitman and Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Stop looking for a pore. You are not going to find one. You're like a dolphin.” Stop looking for a pore. You are not going to find one
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  • Amy Fogerty and Emma Fogerty in Single Parents: “We want matching 2200-watt industrial jackhammers. There's more. Get a pen out, old man.” We want matching 2200-watt industrial jackhammers.
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  • Hey Tribbiani give me this coffee now!
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  • Captain Ray and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Good! I'm proud of you! Sorry, it's just… You said you're proud of me! That's my tear trigger!” Oh Jake
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  • Captain Ray in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.” Thank You
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  • Gina and Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You know, in another lifetime, you and I would have made a hot ass couple. Agreed.” I still have hope
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