• Joey Tribbiani and Everybody in Friends: “So anyway I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. Joeeeyyyy! Uh.” I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me
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  • Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “We have to assign heads to something! Right! Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.” Which is our baby? The one with ducks or the one with clowns.
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  • Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Let me see it again! Yes, show us your nubbin! Joey was in a porno movie!” I'm taking everybody with me!
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  • Monica Geller and Rachel Green in Friends: “...and before I knew it, we were shopping. Oh, my God! Wait, we only did it once.” That makes it even worse
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  • Rachel Green in Friends: “But today, it's like there's rock bottom 50 feet of crap then me.” I hate those days :(
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Can we see her? Your hair looks too good. It'd upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.” Can we see her?
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  • Monica Geller and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Oh, I can't pass for 22? Well, maybe 25,26. I am 26.” I can't pass for 22?
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  • Rachel Green and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “You were not the only one there. Joey was there too. So was it you and Chandler then you and me, or...” The look on their faces..
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  • Ross Geller, Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “Oh great. Now he knows, and I don't! I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!” Oh Joey, sweet Joey
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  • Shelley and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you want a date Saturday? Yes, please. He is cute. He is funny. He is... He's a he?” You want a date?
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