• Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high. I went out with you.” Your standards are too high.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I can’t stand kids. Adults think it’s so wonderful how honest kids are. I don’t need that kind of honesty.” I can’t stand kids
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!” I need the secure packaging of Jockeys
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  • Frank Costanza in Seinfeld: “Understand, we love you like a son, but even parents have limits.” We love you like a son, but…
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” I love a good nap
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care.” My dream is to become hopeless.
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  • Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Hey mom! Can Juliet sleep over? Are your parents ok with that? They never met us.” Could have been
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Dad, don’t act like Mussolini. Ooh, I thought I was doing Donald Trump.” Dad, don’t act like Mussolini
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, this is the worst party ever. I don’t know. Remember that New Year’s Eve at Lenny’s?” This is the worst party ever
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  • Man and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Care to join me in a belt of Scotch? It’s 9:30 in the morning. Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days.” It's never too early
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